27-minute face in ass domination! What better way to watch football games by having a pathetic “alpha” sports fan, whose team sucks, be turned into a beta face seat under the full weight of my sweaty gym ass. I may not play football anymore, but I still workout and play games with the former teammates... and sweat twice as much. I made this loser my personal ass towel to sniff out the musty scent of my game jock strap. He said it reminded him of stealing other dudes jock straps in high school, taking them home and rubbing one out to the scent. Did I mention this punk had a girlfriend I used...

27-minute face in ass domination! What better way to watch football games by having a pathetic “alpha” sports fan, whose team sucks, be turned into a beta face seat under the full weight of my sweaty gym ass. I may not play football anymore, but I still workout and play games with the former teammates... and sweat twice as much. I made this loser my personal ass towel to sniff out the musty scent of my game jock strap. He said it reminded him of stealing other dudes jock straps in high school, taking them home and rubbing one out to the scent. Did I mention this punk had a girlfriend I used to hook up with? It’s all good — she likes sports, too, so I hit her up to catch a game this season. I’ll talk her into letting him serve both of our asses before the Super Bowl