You HATE when girls fart openly. You have always thought it was disgusting and un-ladylike. You are always complaining to your girlfriend about her farts... till one day she gets PISSED at you! She is tired of you complaining about her bad gas so she ties you up, sits across from you on the floor and farts DIRECTY IN YOUR FACE over and over again! She is eating some weird concoction of BROCCOLI, EGGS, MAYO AND GARLIC all mixed together.. and it is giving her SUPER GAS! you should have kept your mouth shut because she is going to fart over and over again in your nose and mouth giving you BRO... Show more