If you have a girl that farts for you on the regular this is the WORST situation to encounter. Have you ever noticed your girlfriend rips her BEST farts when you guys are fighting?! OMG It sucks! You are not connected at the moment, you are not speaking to each other at the moment but yet she is ripping 10 SECOND TROMBONE FARTS IN TIGHT JEANS right next to you! Why does it always happen like that. She is ripping ONCE IN A LIFETIME farts and you just have to sit there and NOT be able to enjoy them because you guys are not getting along.. well THIS is the POV scenario that i played out in thi... Show more