You take me back to your place after our date and I'm so uncomfortable and bloated I can't even hide it. I loudly burp and am sooo embarrassed, but I'm mortified when I fart! And it's SO stinky! I'm so bloated I have to take off my skirt to get more comfortable and keep farting. I notice you seem REALLY into my farts... I can't believe it! I think you're super hot so I get naked for you and fool around, farting the entire time!

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