I'm lying in the park and realize I need to go to the bathroom.. I've never been to this park so I don't know where the bathrooms are. I can't see any around! I have to go so badly, I don't know if I can hold it. Maybe I can find a bush with no one around to pee in.. but I run out of time and just go in my jeans. I can't believe I'll have to walk all the way home like this.