Cali doesnt remember ordering anything from Amazon, yet there is a mysterious package sitting on her couch...

She opens it up and finds a dildo with instructions. Instructions?! She doesnt think she needs a how to guide on dildos and decides to try it without reading the manual.

This may have been a mistake as she is now turned into a golden statue! Let this be a lesson to all of us who think we know more about a product than the manufacturer ;)