Cali Logan, a nerdy host, welcomes you to a speed dating session! You were punctual and she commends you on that because there’s a whole room of ladies waiting just for YOU. You hand Cali your perfect profile card and she’s ready to get right down to it to find the love of your life.

Cali steps out of the room, giggling about how men are so simple. She admits out loud that she’s thrilled to have figured out this “shapeshifter thing” so she can take full advantage of unsuspecting men. She reads your perfect profile card and finds that you want a woman that is a hard working profess... Show more