TWINS Excuse me sir; employees have a habit of wanting to talk to you when you are up to your neck in paperwork. "Yes what is it girl?" he says lifting his eyes in anticipation. "Well, I have been working for some time now, and I thought, maybe, it was time for me tot get a raise in salary." Now you're pissed! And it's a Monday to boot. "Oh you do, do you? Well if I give you a raise, then I have to give everyone else a raise. Nothing doing ." Such a lovely, she is worth a little more salary. "Ill cut a deal with you. I like a little slap and tickle, which could earn you extra cash... Show more