CIRCA: 2021

Look at you, calmly standing there, like the perfect toy for me. You know why I'm here today, don't you? I have come to batter those pitiful balls. It is one of my favorite activities! I love all of your sounds and the silly faces you make HAHA! You are aware of my sadistic side. The more agony and noise, the better! But get the fuck off the floor; I've barely just begun to hit those things. Those balls, like you, are insignificant to me.

You're not going to need them for their intended purpose. Just accept whatever I throw at those worthless things dangling fr... Show more