You will unavoidably screw up at some point. It's just the nature of things, and there's only one way to make amends, and that's with money. I only accept cash apologies. I'm not referring to an insignificant exchange. It will be painful.

I want it to ache. I want you to be devastated. How else will you learn your lesson if you don't experience pain where it matters, in your wallet? You know I'm a greedy Goddess, and I'm a perfectionist, so I expect nothing less from you. I charge for even the most insignificant mistakes. You'll quickly learn not to irritate me and how I like thing...

You will unavoidably screw up at some point. It's just the nature of things, and there's only one way to make amends, and that's with money. I only accept cash apologies. I'm not referring to an insignificant exchange. It will be painful.

I want it to ache. I want you to be devastated. How else will you learn your lesson if you don't experience pain where it matters, in your wallet? You know I'm a greedy Goddess, and I'm a perfectionist, so I expect nothing less from you. I charge for even the most insignificant mistakes. You'll quickly learn not to irritate me and how I like things done the first time, won't you?

I'm always in the back of your mind, which makes you either more or less inclined to make a mistake. Do I frighten you? You don't want to make a mistake, do you? Haha! I enjoy making you anxious. I derive enjoyment in your anguish.

If you avoid making a mistake, you won't have to pay. But if you do, you already know it's cash only apologies.