You will unavoidably screw up at some point. It's just the nature of things, and there's only one way to make amends, and that's with money. I only accept cash apologies. I'm not referring to an insignificant exchange. It will be painful.

I want it to ache. I want you to be devastated. How else will you learn your lesson if you don't experience pain where it matters, in your wallet? You know I'm a greedy Goddess, and I'm a perfectionist, so I expect nothing less from you. I charge for even the most insignificant mistakes. You'll quickly learn not to irritate me and how I like thing... Show more