My nose is bunged up with snot. It’s been running all day. And now you’re here! Open your mouth and put your tongue out for me. I want to fill your mouth with the thick disgusting snot from my nose. I'm going to blow out every last blob of mucus from my nostrils onto your tongue and push you to swallow it all. When my nostrils are empty I'm gonna pick my nose and scrape all of my snot out with my finger nails, and wipe it onto your tongue. You disgusting little snot freak.

My nose is bunged up with snot. It’s been running all day. And now you’re here! Open your mouth and put your tongue out for me. I want to fill your mouth with the thick disgusting snot from my nose. I'm going to blow out every last blob of mucus from my nostrils onto your tongue and push you to swallow it all. When my nostrils are empty I'm gonna pick my nose and scrape all of my snot out with my finger nails, and wipe it onto your tongue. You disgusting little snot freak.