I've been walking around outside with my Adidas sneakers on. So get down on your knees & assume the position. Get that tongue ready. It's your job to clean them. I expect you to lick every speck of dirt off the bottoms of my dirty sneakers. And after you're done, thank me for the honor & privilege of allowing you to lick all of the dirt off the bottoms of my perfect pretty lil goddess shoes.

I've been walking around outside with my Adidas sneakers on. So get down on your knees & assume the position. Get that tongue ready. It's your job to clean them. I expect you to lick every speck of dirt off the bottoms of my dirty sneakers. And after you're done, thank me for the honor & privilege of allowing you to lick all of the dirt off the bottoms of my perfect pretty lil goddess shoes.