Oh, you’re buying this clip again? You probably thought, in 2022, when you bought the last iteration, that you wouldn’t be buying the next one. You probably thought you were going to finally find your initiation into the world of sexual interaction. Interesting delusion. Your dick is going to remain dry and lonely, as it’s intended to be. It’s been that way for years, and it’s going to remain that way for years to come. You’re going to be a virgin on Valentine’s Day 2023, and for every Valentine’s Day in the future.

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