Alright, so... there’s this... thing I like to do sometimes. Some people think it’s weird, but it’s one of my favorite activities. It’s so much better than a normal date, in my opinion. By some accounts, sure, it’s not “morally correct”, but I really don’t care. I think the pleasure I get from it outweighs any possible perceived negatives. I mean, who else can say they’ve shrunken down their date and eaten him whole? It’s so much better than sex.

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