Dick is a generous term, actually. Does that thing qualify as a dick? I guess we can call it that for now, but it’s... an outlier, to say the least. Oh, did you get turned on from that little bit of text? Did your little spaghetti noodle spring to life at the mention of its own inferiority? And now you probably want to touch it. I suppose I could allow that, especially seeing as no other human being on this planet is going to do it for you. So sure, go ahead. Play with you gross little dick.

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