Your gooning addiction is spiraling out of control - and you LOVE IT. I want you to focus on one specific aspect of your life: your finances. All of your cash should be spend on GOON GODDESSES - specifically, Princess Candy. All of your cash should be used to fund your porn collection. Your money is better in the pockets of goon goddesses and porn brats. PAY PAY PAY. You don’t need cash - you need porn and pumping. Who gives a fuck if your account reads $0, if your cock is hard and your mind is melted.

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