You love being useful, don’t you? You’ve never had a purpose like this before. You’ve never been this good at anything in your whole life. But now, you’ve found your calling. Your place as Princess Candy’s wallet has brought more satisfaction to your life than you ever dreamed possible. You have more purpose now than you thought you’d ever have. And you know what? It’s only going to get better. I’m going to make you a more efficient cash dispenser. I’m going to take more from you, and I’m going to exert less effort doing it. You fucking LOVE it when I use you as my wallet.

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