You’re a wallet, and that’s how you prefer it. You’re a wallet. You’re a spender. An ATM. And that’s how you like it. It gives you value, doesn’t it? Yes, you’re very useful as a cash dispenser. That’s why I keep you around, you know. I mean, I fucking LOVE cash, and so far, you’ve been pretty good at giving it to me. So don’t stop. Maintain your utility. Keep dispensing money. If you don’t, you’ll go straight in the trash. But for now, you’re in my good graces. You’ve fulfilled your purpose. You are a wallet.

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