Goodness!

You really are just miserable aren't you?

Just like a wet sock!

Slothing around here, looking like you've swallowed a lemon with a chaser of pepper!

I tried to ignore your behaviour, until you started telling the wee ones that there was no such thing as Step-father Christmas!

That was the final straw!

I am not pleased with you in the slightest!

And you know as well as I do what has to happen don't you?

Goodness!

You really are just miserable aren't you?

Just like a wet sock!

Slothing around here, looking like you've swallowed a lemon with a chaser of pepper!

I tried to ignore your behaviour, until you started telling the wee ones that there was no such thing as Step-father Christmas!

That was the final straw!

I am not pleased with you in the slightest!

And you know as well as I do what has to happen don't you?