So do you like the Christmas present I got myself? Her name is Lilly. I had to sneak her in. Those mask rules sure do come in handy! But I don't think she's totally sold juuuuust yet on the idea of being a bound and gagged damsel. Hey, it takes time!

First she tried to kick me when I wanted to tie her legs (rude!) Then she made a big deal about scooching across the floor to try and get to her phone (also rude!). So fine, you can hang out by the desk for a bit until we're all more agreeable. I'm like that elf king in The Hobbit... I can wait!

But real talk, Lilly is a gem. ... Show more