I call up my friend, and talk about the pathetic, tiny, worthless pricks that send me pictures and emails. I am so tired of all these tiny little cocksuckers sending me this bullshit, so I had to tell someone about it. I laugh it up, smoke, talk about finding something better, and talk about how I'd make you watch me take someone bigger, and more satisfying than you.

I call up my friend, and talk about the pathetic, tiny, worthless pricks that send me pictures and emails. I am so tired of all these tiny little cocksuckers sending me this bullshit, so I had to tell someone about it. I laugh it up, smoke, talk about finding something better, and talk about how I'd make you watch me take someone bigger, and more satisfying than you.