Today I wake up to discover that my toilet isn't working in my Dungeon. To make things worse the guy that I call to come over is loaded with excuses on why he can't fix it promptly. Honestly, I'm SO sick of contractors! None of them can do what they say! He shows up late,of course, and has some excuse about parts not being available or something like that. Blah Blah Blah... I don't want to hear it.As soon as I threaten to report him to the Better Business Bureau, his tune suddenly changes. He suddenly is much more co-operative in terms of getting the toilet repaired. I'm disgusted with his ...

Today I wake up to discover that my toilet isn't working in my Dungeon. To make things worse the guy that I call to come over is loaded with excuses on why he can't fix it promptly. Honestly, I'm SO sick of contractors! None of them can do what they say! He shows up late,of course, and has some excuse about parts not being available or something like that. Blah Blah Blah... I don't want to hear it.As soon as I threaten to report him to the Better Business Bureau, his tune suddenly changes. He suddenly is much more co-operative in terms of getting the toilet repaired. I'm disgusted with his lying face, so I cover his head. After assuring him, I will NOT report him if he does as I say,he agrees to get naked for me. I also have a "dirty panty" surprise for his mouth as well as some tape to keep him from spitting them out. Now it's time for some rope. First his wrists, then his around his chest, all the while he's getting a mouthful of venom from me over this nonsense. He then is assigned to kneel down on the floor where I then warn him that after I put him in a hogtie, I'm going to check his phone and maybe call his other jobs, to make sure he's not lying to me and taking bigger jobs over mine. But first, time to put him in a strict hogtie and look for his keys so I can go get his phone out of his car!! He better hope he's not lying!!