I have to tell you the truth about you and about...him. Who is 'him' ? Ummm...I know this might shock you to the core but...I'be been fucking your best friend for almost half a year. Why? Because you can't please me. You've tried so many times but you failed miserably so I started looking for someone that can get the job done. And I didn't even had to look far because he was right under my nose. So I'm here to tell you that we're done and you can go fuck yourself...but I don't think you'd like that either . So bye-bye loser! See you never!