Hi there Hubby! Look at me--I'm wearing your favorite: red lipstick and leopard print. Don't get too excited. Thisisn't for you. It's for my hunky big cocked date. He'll be here any minute. I decide to take the time to torment you and explain why I'm about to cheat on you right in front of your face. First of all, your pin dick is pathetic and I deserve more. You told me you could handle this thick ass but you were all talk. You can't tell me you didn't see this coming.