"Touch my butt and buy me a pizza"- remember when that slogan was popular? It's always made you a bit horny hasn't it? The thought of feeding a hot curvy woman loads and loads of high calorie food always does it for you. Well I think it should be in different order: Buy me pizza, grow my butt THEN touch it. I scarf down 2 slices of pizza while showing off my growing curves in a bright pink skimpy bikini. I want to have a huge dumptruck ass. Serious WIDE LOAD. I need to be more than 45-inches around of huge, jiggly, phat ass.