The last few days have been a lot of fun! I've been pigging out on my favorite junk foods. Today I noticed my clothes seemed tighter. Upon weighing myself I was shocked to discover I gained 6 pounds! Wtf. Wow. I've never been this bloated before. I look pregnant. Listen to me listing what I ate to become this bloated, what I think about my body and how I want you to feed me more and more so I can be even rounder and softer for you and make this tummy match this phat ass.