I got myself a cute new chair! I've always been a petite, short lady so I expect to fit in it perfectly. I try to get my butt into the chair and realize it's been growing so much it can't fit in this chair at all. I struggle, grumble, grunt in disbelief trying so hard to fit this huge wide dumptruck ass and bloated big belly into this chair. Ah I finally I manage to wiggle myself in--but uh oh. I quickly realize I'm stuck. The arm rests are squeezing my booty so tight as I squirm and wiggle around. The chair legs look like they are about to give out underneath my weight. I finally manage to... Show more