You have been feeding me too much! My ass is out of control. Remember the other day when the waitress told me to leave the restaurant because I was struggling trying to fit my butt in the chair? I can't believe you don't see it. I'm your girlfriend, you should notice these things. You keep feeding me like this and making my ass grow out of control. I struggle and demonstrate in some furniture how my ass is growing and I can no longer slither all the way through. This dumptruck butt is your ideal butt though.