I'm blonder, bustier and stupider as a result! What do these calories do?? It's so confusing! I don't bother trying to count them or understand them---I just eat and eat! Look at this huge, bloated belly I have going on. This cute lil cheerleader skirt hides it pretty well. I pull down my skirt and show you up close, in multiple angles of what the real story is. I jiggle, giggle and show off these serious curves. My belly is so full and big! Even these hips are so fluffy! And yet I'm still hungry. Good thing calories don't mean anything!

I'm blonder, bustier and stupider as a result! What do these calories do?? It's so confusing! I don't bother trying to count them or understand them---I just eat and eat! Look at this huge, bloated belly I have going on. This cute lil cheerleader skirt hides it pretty well. I pull down my skirt and show you up close, in multiple angles of what the real story is. I jiggle, giggle and show off these serious curves. My belly is so full and big! Even these hips are so fluffy! And yet I'm still hungry. Good thing calories don't mean anything!