I'm taking a vacay away from the North Pole and am excited to try some fast food! At home we eat whatever Mrs.Clause makes us and it's always small portioned. I could never pig out to my hearts content. I can't wait to eat and eat all this American fast food and be the fattest elf ever. Maybe I can take over Santa's job! At this rate I'm grow plumper and plumper. Watch me eat mcnuggets, fries a mcflurry and burp in your face! Followed by flashing, rubbing, jiggling and jingling my bloated, big elf gut.

I'm taking a vacay away from the North Pole and am excited to try some fast food! At home we eat whatever Mrs.Clause makes us and it's always small portioned. I could never pig out to my hearts content. I can't wait to eat and eat all this American fast food and be the fattest elf ever. Maybe I can take over Santa's job! At this rate I'm grow plumper and plumper. Watch me eat mcnuggets, fries a mcflurry and burp in your face! Followed by flashing, rubbing, jiggling and jingling my bloated, big elf gut.