I've got a weird feeling in my belly as I sit on the toilet and piss. I feel like I need to go so I start pushing but feel nothing move.

My stomach grumbles loudly and makes noise as I realize I'm constipated and try different angles and strain and push. Eventually, I feel movement and show my ass pushing out a hard crackling piece that falls into the toilet water.

I want to push out more and fart loudly into the toilet, and quieter another time. I try and strain and end up getting another chunk out. I try squatting on the toilet to get a third one out but no luck.