I'm talking with you casually, my friend, and admit I'm constipated and have to go. I'm enjoying our chat though so why not come with?

I keep chatting with you, telling a story of another time I used the toilet in a public bathroom where there were no doors. I was just as constipated then, I sat for a long time making a lot of noise and smell but producing nothing.

We keep chatting as I strain on the toilet and complain about the smell - I even show you that it's stuck halfway and notice that you don't seem grossed out - weirdo!

I flush and wipe and courtesy flush... Show more