I bought way too much fruit so I've been eating it like crazy so it doesn't spoil. My tummy is pretty upset and the bellyache is turning into some very stinky, hot, wet farts while I finish the strawberries and yogurt in bed.

I complain about needing to go really bad and how much the farts stink but I'm still caught off guard when the desperate urge to run to the toilet takes over!

I manage to get my pants down but miss the toilet in my desperation and go!