We're married and I'm the same cute, bubbly girl you married BUT I've been clogging the toilet like crazy and you finally gather the courage to ask me what's happening.

I admit I've been swallowing people whole and that sometimes their bones or clothes don't digest all the way and clog the toilet. I'm embarrassed but excited to describe everything to you.

We decide I should go somewhere other than the toilet to save you from cleaning up my mess and in my excitement to try this out, I swallow you.

Later I push you out into the toilet and as I sit on the toilet and ...

We're married and I'm the same cute, bubbly girl you married BUT I've been clogging the toilet like crazy and you finally gather the courage to ask me what's happening.

I admit I've been swallowing people whole and that sometimes their bones or clothes don't digest all the way and clog the toilet. I'm embarrassed but excited to describe everything to you.

We decide I should go somewhere other than the toilet to save you from cleaning up my mess and in my excitement to try this out, I swallow you.

Later I push you out into the toilet and as I sit on the toilet and muse while it crackles, I think about eating a plumber since I forgot and clogged the toilet again!