Pathetic, boring, useless - three words that easily describe you. I could think of many more, but what would be the point? You're not worthy of my time, I'm not willing to spend another second thinking about you. No better than watching paint dry - actually, you're not any better than watching DRY paint dry, which is why I've made this video, so you can see exactly what I DON'T think about you. I hope Me ignoring you is exciting, because I find it HILARIOUS. Look at those tiny popped emulsion bubbles, like craters on the moon, and that single hair which looks like a stray pube. They're way ...

Pathetic, boring, useless - three words that easily describe you. I could think of many more, but what would be the point? You're not worthy of my time, I'm not willing to spend another second thinking about you. No better than watching paint dry - actually, you're not any better than watching DRY paint dry, which is why I've made this video, so you can see exactly what I DON'T think about you. I hope Me ignoring you is exciting, because I find it HILARIOUS. Look at those tiny popped emulsion bubbles, like craters on the moon, and that single hair which looks like a stray pube. They're way more interesting to Me than you can ever be. Makes Me Fucking Laugh. At you.