"Dress Up" is a series in which I smoke and try on clothes - in this episode, I thought I could get away with wearing an eBay monokini, totally forgetting that "one size fits all" usually means "one size, very small"! I struggle to pull this thing on, and once I get it on, it's a world of pain and confusion for me... this thing goes ALL the way up my ass AND my pussy. I can only wear it for a little bit before I have to take it off!