This vid is my attempt to perfectly replicate the kind of intimate video the viewer might receive from their theoretical long-distance girlfriend... if the girlfriend in question was habitually nude, a total airhead, and thick as hell. In this clip, I roleplay your long-distance GF as she relaxes with her oil pen and tells you about her day. She has a tendency to ramble and get off-track, but since she's fully nude you do have the option of ogling her hairy body (and full bush!) instead of actually listening. Naturally, over the course of the video, her communication gets ditzier and by the...

This vid is my attempt to perfectly replicate the kind of intimate video the viewer might receive from their theoretical long-distance girlfriend... if the girlfriend in question was habitually nude, a total airhead, and thick as hell. In this clip, I roleplay your long-distance GF as she relaxes with her oil pen and tells you about her day. She has a tendency to ramble and get off-track, but since she's fully nude you do have the option of ogling her hairy body (and full bush!) instead of actually listening. Naturally, over the course of the video, her communication gets ditzier and by the end of the video she's talking about Brita filters for some reason. Well, at least her tits are out! Topics discussed: Vape pens, dispensary experiences, the Covid vaccine, wigs, overthinking, social anxiety, water, background noise, FFXIV, and more!

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