I have had so much to drink tonight my bladder can not hold any more.
As I go into our dressing room bathroom what do I see? Someone sitting on the toilet!
FUCK ME RUNNING UP A HILL BACKWARDS WITH IT IN MY EAR!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I can't hold it any longer AND I am on my monthly so I spot the shower, it's empty thank goodness!
I get in and as soon as I squat my string becomes exposed and pee just comes shooting right out like an explosion.
I have to be careful not to pee into my heels or on myself I have a dance to get back to but of course what do you think happe... Show more