I have been watching my next door neighbor for a while now and finally tonight I was able to perform my master plan, a good old scratchy sockjob.
I watched him until he finally fell resting and I snuck in to tie him up (I knew he would never let me do what I am planning on doing). I waited for him to wake up and when he finally did oh boy did the sparks fly.
He had amazing morning wood and I grew excited. He tried to get free but I began to tell him my plan and to my surprise he liked the idea, that is until we began.
My socks are very scratchy and harsh and he did not realize ... Show more