Don't you feel like an idiot cheating on your girlfriend? I guess you wouldn't have known she studied Black Magic when she caught her asshole boyfriend cheating. Seems only right for her to use her divine powers and shrink you down to the size of a GI Joe. A real man would never cheat on his girlfriend so now you aren't a real man anymore. In fact, she's decided to go out with her friends and get herself a new man. Since she can't have you running around getting lost or swimming in my drawers of lingerie, your future ex-girlfriend hired me to babysit your tiny ass. She warned me that you mi... Show more