Omg, you are such a fucking creep. You are so obsessed with me even though I treat you like total trash. You'd do ANYTHING to be near me. Well guess what? Hanging out with me means you act as my own personal spittoon. Nothing gives me greater joy that to spit slimy wet slobs of saliva all over the face of a loser like you. And of course you LOVE every minute of it, so much as it means I pay attention to you, right spitface? Hahaha, keep it up and I might just invite all my girlfriends over to join in on the fun. I want EVERYONE to know about my human spit bowl. Hahaha!