My boyfriend is coming over any minute and my pretty white boots are FILTHY! I know how you're always starring down at my feet, especially when I have a new pair of high heel, knee high boots on. That's why invited you, little boot worshiper. Get on your knees, stick out your tongue and start licking up these skid marks! I want my boots to look sparkling by the time he gets here. Thats your new job, bitch. make a good impression on me and maybe I'll have you get to work on all my other footware.