Smacking and chewing. Blowing and popping. Seriously, how do you guys get off on this weird stuff? Watch me obnoxiously smack my gum and blow big sweet bubbles as I mock you for your weird-o fetish. I look so ridiculously cute and I'm in a bratty mood as usual. You bubble boys are going to be hooked. And I bet you'd pay a pretty penny for my chewed up wad.