MERRY CHRISTMAS, LOSERS! I love this time of year. Everyone is so cheery and happy, helping others, giving presents, and sacrificing for the ones they love. That means I know all my twisted little subs, slaves, and servants are going to be spoiling me for Christmas. Not only do I expect a generous tribute for the holiday season, but I want whatever presents you got for Christmas too. That’s right, every gift you get belongs to me now, but I have no need for all the useless junk you got, so I need you to sell it all and give me the money. I don’t care how expensive or precious or sentimental... Show more