Another typical day in the life unspeakable depravity. You wake up with your shirt sticking to your face from jerking off onto it the night before, then go to your fridge to start your day off with booze. Because your life is . You then you go into your basement with your butt plug and Vaseline, slip some lingerie onto your grotesque, sexless body, and begin your day long marathon of searching the web for gay porn while fucking your own ass raw and sniffing those cum encrusted panties you stole from some poor unsuspecting woman. Perhaps if this ritual only took an hour out of your day, it w... Show more