Christmas is right around the corner, I bet you're racking you're brain trying to figure out what to buy the old bat you married. Well here, I will make it easy for you: don't buy her a thing and give your Christmas bonus to me. Sure, you'll be in the doghouse for a little while, but imagine how good it will feel to deprive that ugly hag and put the money where it should be, in my pretty little hands, where it will be spent in seconds.