Im on the phone with my girlfriend totally ignoring the fact that youre sniffing at my feet, hoping for the slightest scrap of acknowledgment. HA! Dream on. I have more important things to do.. Like, OMG, talk about this guy I thought was kinda cute, then I saw his teeny tiny wiener. EW! You get to listen in and hear how girls like me talk about inadequate losers like you behind your back, because you might as well not even be in the room as far as Im concerned.