Ceareons rejoice! Your cult leader is back with a very important message. Want to be reminded of your true savior? Want to know how to best worship and praise me? It's all in here. I will take your sad pathetic life and show you your true potential as my wanking, paying worshipper. Most gods require you to just "trust" in their existence. Why take that naive leap of faith when you can see your true goddess in the flesh? I am real, baby. And I am your world.