It must be hard sometimes trying to be normal and pretending you actually have an interesting and eventful life. Well Im here to bring you back down to reality. You're a loser. I know, you hear that a lot from me, but there's a reason for that. You need to accept your fate as someone with nothing going on for himself unless he's paying tribute to my lavish and perfect lifestyle. The sooner you know your place, the better off we'll both be.