So Im getting ready to go out to this rockin' party and I want to have a fun new look. You know, something fun... But I dont want to go through the hassle of trying on a million different types of make up only to wash it off and reapply - that's why I have my little bitchface slave to be my model! I cake on all different shades of eye shadow and lipstick. I'm having so much fun making him up I forget about getting ready and totally make him over. Putting him in a long blonde wig and writing "" on his forehead -- he looks pretty enough for craigslist!